My fictional family history

April 27, 2011
“I’m going home,” I said, surprised to realize after so many years, that I still thought of Jalapeno Flats as home.  Not quite a town, Jalapeno Flats was nevertheless a pleasantly stagnant cluster of homes built along a dried-up lake at the edge of the desert.
            My grandfather, Emmanuel Silver, was one of Jalapeno Flats’ founding fathers.  Born on New Years Day in the year 1900, the first member of the family to be born in the USA, Manny was the son of a Russian draft dodger.
            My grandfather, from the time he was a boy, only wanted to be a reporter.  He did odd jobs for the New York American and finally achieved some small recognition as a reporter in 1926 only to lose his job a year later for dabbling in honest journalism.  At least he had the honor of being let go, personally, by William Randolph Hearst.
            Working whenever he could and struggling to feed his wife and son, Manny was finally forced to abandon his dream and, in 1934, joined up with a band of Jewish immigrants and black factory workers who, with FDR’s help, were heading for fame and fortune in Arizona.
            Jalapeno Flats and the neighboring town of Canyon Jack were going to be a workers’ collective in the Arizona desert.  When the towns were first settled, people expected that, with hard work and faith in God (and FDR), somehow, the towns would prosper.  Instead, Jalapeno Flats and Canyon Jack had become two more anonymous outposts struggling to maintain life on the edge of the desert.
            I remember Canyon Jack as a town so much like Jalapeno Flats, there was rarely a good reason to travel between the two.  There was a saying in the two desert towns about the deficiencies that characterized both.
            “If you can’t find it in our Sears catalogue,” the saying went, “chances are you won’t find it in theirs.”
            Still, Canyon Jack and Jalapeno Flats occupy a unique place in American history, built in 1934 with the enthusiastic support of Franklin Delano Roosevelt.  Revisionist history has not been kind to this effort, but Grandpa Manny always told me not to believe the critics.  There was no greater American, according to Emmanuel Silver, than Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
            Having traveled across the continent hoping to escape the depression and build a new home in the Arizona desert, the founding fathers (and mothers) owned little and brought less.  As soon as the town was established, families supplemented their meager furnishings with mail orders from the Sears catalogue.
            According to records that I found at the Jalapeno Flats Historical Society, I learned that, in 1935, after my grandfather was hired by the Federal Writers Project, my grandparents, taking advantage of the easy payment plan, placed the following order from the Sears catalogue -

                        1 “Glorious” Coal Range (ivory)
                                    $59.95 - $5 down and $7 a month
                        1 Minnesota Model “N” Sewing Machine
                                    $32.85 - $3 down and $5 a month
                        1 Silvertone World’s Fair Table Model Radio
                                    $35.75 - $4 down and $5 a month
                        1 Coldspot Refrigerator (“Keeps milk fresh 14 days in desert”)
                                    $147.95 - $5 down and $8 a month

In addition, for my father, who was six years old at the time, they ordered -

                        1 Dick Tracy “Keep-Out-of-Mischief” Book - 9 cents
                        1 Genuine Gyroscope Top - 19 cents

It appears, however, from the records, that my grandfather over-estimated his ability to make the monthly payments.  Shortly after their delivery, he returned the radio, the refrigerator and the top for a full refund.
            The Range is long gone, but the Sewing Machine remains, and I can almost imagine my grandmother, sitting there still.
            Only I wish I could find that Dick Tracy book.

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"If you want to be an author...

April 25, 2011
...and eat two or three times every day, there's only one way to do it - marry money."

Two minutes of cautionary advice to aspiring authors, courtesy of The Waltons, from the episode The Prophecy, which first aired in 1975.  The scene starts at 1:27 and continues until 3:24.




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Breaking News

April 15, 2011
The Chinese government has banned time travel as a plot device in movies and TV shows.  (And here I've been working on a television treatment for Chinese TV about the 9th Century hermit poet, Han Shan, who steps out of his cave one day and is sucked into a vortex that deposits him in an apartment building in modern Beijing, where he is beset by a host of wacky neighbors and a landlord who never knocks before entering the apartment.  I've even had preliminary discussions with his people, abo...

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He carried his other eye - his bad eye - on his keychain

April 13, 2011
On Saturday, when I was presenting my workshop at AuthorFest about developing characters that readers will care about (before I was detained by the Air Marshals at O'Hare on suspicion of murder) I found myself spending quite a bit of time talking about writing the minor characters.  If you want your main characters to be three-dimensional, you can't have them interacting with cardboard cut-outs.  So it's just as important to flesh out your minor characters as it is to develop your prot...
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Why writers shouldn't drink

April 10, 2011
"Are you killing time?" she asked.
"Yes," I said, "and I've got the bar tab to prove it."
"Would you like some company?"  She sat down on the stool to my right without waiting for an answer.
She was not what you would call a pretty woman, but sitting in the bar at O'Hare, two hours to kill until boarding, she was pretty enough.   "What are you drinking?' I asked.
"Vodka martini."
I don't normally drink martinis, but what the hell, I figured, how often does a middle-aged man, balding and sligh...
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Murder in 140 characters

March 30, 2011
I don't tweet.  I love to blog; I tolerate facebook; I draw the line when it comes to twitter.  But I'm sure that many of you have active twitter accounts, so I figured I'd pass this one along.  I received an email from my friends at Magna cum Murder.  Apparently one of their interns, a student at Ball State University, has "decided to craft a murder mystery that will take place entirely through a real time twitter feed."

In classic mystery fashion, seven characters go to dinner at a ma...
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Time is on my side, yes it is

March 22, 2011
Yesterday, at Mike Manno's blog, Mike asked me about spare time and I said "In my spare time, I drink scotch and complain that I don't have time to write."  No one has spare time these days.  We are all far too busy for that.  But every now and then life conspires to give us time.  Yesterday, was one of those days.

I found myself in need of a quick trip to Washington DC yesterday.  An errand of sorts.  A conversation.  But it's nearly 400 miles round-trip to run that errand, to have tha...
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Shades of Death

March 14, 2011
Once upon a time, I had a chance to listen to best-selling author Anne Perry talk about research.  She said, and I'm paraphrasing here, If you're writing a story set in a sewer, you can do your research on the internet, but if you're writing a story set in Venice, you can fly to Italy and claim it on your taxes as a business expense.

So I've been looking for a location somewhere in the northwest corner of New Jersey to use as the setting for a certain short story.  In this context, I'm ...
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God made man because He loves stories

March 4, 2011
When I need a good quote about writing (or, for that matter, about religion) I often turn to "God made man because he loves stories."    It's from a Hasidic parable that Elie Wiesel recounts as a preface of sorts to his book, The Gates of the Forest.  I posted the parable once before, nearly two years ago, but blog years are even longer than dog years, so I figure there's only a few of you who've seen this.   

When the great Rabbi Israel Baal Shem-Tov saw misfortune threatening the ...


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Hippies-turned-stockbrokers

March 3, 2011
When my short story, The Sound Bite, was first published by woman's corner magazine (when was that anyway?  2006?), the editors wrote the following, by way of introduction -

Author Jeff Markowitz writes, "I've always wanted to write a story about the early 70s, about the blending of anti-war politics, eastern spirituality, sex, drugs and music that we once called the counter-culture and about the underlying innocence of those turbulent years."
 
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