Go, Mutants!

December 15, 2010
There have been many books that have captured the angst of adolescence, the horror of high school, but Larry Doyle truly puts the alien in alienation in his new book Go, Mutants!

Go, Mutants! is set in the early 1970s, in Manhattan High School.  Imagine your typical high school, with a twist.  You see, Larry Doyle has imagined an earth with a very different history (and yet somehow, an earth that seems oh so familiar) an earth that was set on an altogether different path on October 3, 1951.  Because that was the day that the space aliens really did attack.

Larry Doyle puts us in a world where all those 1950s B movies about space aliens attacking earth really did take place, where the aliens very nearly, but not quite, destroy the planet.  And failing to destroy the planet, the aliens and mutants simply take up life amongst us, not in disguise, but as (second-class) citizens in our communities.  And by the 1970s (when Go, Mutants! takes place), their spawn, aliens and half-aliens, mutants and half-mutants, are in your high school, sitting next to you in history class.  Dear God, they're in your gym class!

"J!m, the son of the alien who nearly destroyed the planet, is a brooding, megacephalic rebel with a big forehead and exceptionally oily skin.  Along with Johnny, a radioactive biker ape and Jelly, a gelatinous mass passing as a fat kid, J!m navigates a particularly unpleasant adolescence in which he really is as alienated as he feels, the world might actually be out to get him, and true love is complicated by misunderstanding and incompatible parts."  (excerpted from the book jacket)

Larry Doyle is a former writer for The Simpsons.  His first book, I Love You, Beth Cooper, earned him the 2008 Thurber Prize for American Humor.  The man can, flat-out, write.  For example,

"Melia Mantis had been teaching Feminine Hygiene at MHS for a dozen years, since the accident.  To look at her, her lime hair in shellacked buns on the corners of her head, her prothorax nothing to write home about, it was hard to imagine she had once been Miss Greece, a Jill of the Month, and a promising sex researcher.  Had she isolated that pheromone that drives male mantids so wild they don't mind getting their heads bitten off, she'd be Queen of the Earth.  Instead she was a nine-foot-tall predatory insect with an enormous caboose, things sometimes turning out differently than one imagines they will."

It took me all year to find my Best Book of 2010, but this is surely it.  Perhaps not a great book, but a damn good book, an inspired bit of lunacy, a truly original book, done to great effect.

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Another Book List

December 1, 2010
I've already blogged about the "best" books published in 2010, but with all the book lists popping up online, I'm inclined to broaden my list to include books that I've read this year (regardless of when the books were originally published).  This is certainly not a complete list, but here are a few titles that provided some of my favorite reads this year.

Manhood for Amateurs (2009) by Michael Chabon
Chabon examines "the pleasures and regrets of a husband, father, and son."  These are wonderfu...
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Book #4

November 22, 2010
I have spent quite a bit of time this week thinking about my visit this past Wednesday to the Barnes & Noble in Ithaca NY.  It was a different sort of book event for me.  I spent well over two hours at the store Wednesday evening talking to some twenty men and women from the Killer Coffee Club.



 

Unlike many of my book events, most of the people who turned out had already bought and read It's Beginning to Look a Lot like Murder in the weeks leading up to my visit.  Which resulted in a very d...
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The Best Books of 2010?

November 15, 2010
Generally, at this time of year, I start to think about my list of the best books of the year, the best books published in 2010.  I'm not sure if it says something about the publishing industry, or about my reading habits, but I don't have much of a list this year.  Was 2010 a bad year for new books?  To be honest, I'm not sure.

On Friday, I blogged about The Poisoner's Handbook and that is certainly on my list.  But beyond that, it's slim pickings.  I'm inclined to put Hereville, by Barry Deu...
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Cruise ships, and the problem with ebooks

November 11, 2010
Earlier this year, I looked into a mystery conference cruise to take place later this month. I'm not a cruise ship kinda guy, so after some back-and-forth, I said no.  Today I learned, as a result of the recently stranded cruise ship, the mystery cruise has been canceled.

All those passengers stranded on that cruise ship with no power, no services, limited supplies, nothing to do.  If that had been the mystery cruise, I told my wife, at least the authors would sell a lot of books.  And she res...
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"Do you know about the murders?"

October 30, 2010
And then, one of the women leaned across the table and asked, Do you know about the murders?

It was September 16, 1922.  A young couple strolled down Easton Avenue, along the border of New Brunswick and Somerset.  Even today, as I drive the road, if I look past the strip malls and the housing, the hospital, the Dunkin Donuts, the massage parlors, I can find brief glimpses of the countryside.  Eighty-eight years ago, the young couple turned off Easton, down DeRussey Lane,  heading toward an aba...
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Dead lovers in the upstairs bedroom

October 28, 2010

Last night, at dinner, a beauty pageant queen, dressed in her sash and crown... I should probably clarify that... She was wearing more than just her sash and crown.  It would be oh so wrong, if she were wearing only a sash and crown... So anyway, last night at dinner at the Dean's house, a beauty pageant queen, a truly delightful young woman, complete with her sash and crown, taught us how to fold our napkin to look like a turkey. 

Would you like to know more about the evening? 

It was a dark...


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Do you outline?

October 25, 2010
I am often asked how I plan my books.  Do you outline, people ask, or do you free write?

 

(from bizarro.com, Dan Piraro, 2007)

Some writers say they like to let the story develop organically, but I don't know how to write a traditional mystery without a certain amount of planning.  Readers of traditional mysteries want to match wits with the author.  If the story's going to work, I need to know, in advance, which are the important clues, and which the red herrings. I need you to be surpris...

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Advice and such

October 19, 2010
"You must know the rules.  You must be on friendly, even intimate, terms with them.  That way you can take one aside some evening, slip away for a few drinks, invite the rule back to your place, and then gently and with great tenderness violate the hell out of it." (Jay Brandon, Don’t Break that POV, Hand Me the Pliers, in Rules of Thumb, Martone and Neville, editors)

"When you die, I believe, God isn't going to ask you what you published.  God's going to ask you what you wrote." (T.M. McNal...
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Book Promotion Philadelphia-Style

October 12, 2010
On Sunday, at a rally in Philadelphia, someone threw a book at the President.  The Secret Service investigated, coming to the conclusion that the man meant no harm.  It seems the man was simply an author, hoping to bring the book to the President's attention.  No charges have been filed.  But neither has the Secret Service released the author's name or the book's title.  Presumably they don't want the author to get the promotional benefit of the stunt, nor do they want to encourage other woul...
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